... did you scream something like "MOOOOOOOMMMM I'M DOOOOONNEE!!!!" when you finished taking a poop?

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[Blazingmonga]

What are you talking about? How else are you meant to do it!

I mean, sure it takes my mum about half an hour to get from her house to mine, but I cant see any other way of getting the job done.

[djskrimp]

I didn't go that root...I liked to leave the biscuit in the bowl and let Mom happen across it...he he.

I still do it

Yep.

I still do it

Arf, yeah I used to :p

I couldn't stop laughing the other day thinking about that. :p
Like when you pee in bed. You cold just wash yourself and change your sleeping pant, but when you're kid you need to share your "distress", so you go knock on your parents door and wake up your poor mother at 3AM

Arf, yeah I used to :p

I couldn't stop laughing the other day thinking about that. :p
Like when you pee in bed. You cold just wash yourself and change your sleeping pant, but when you're kid you need to share your "distress", so you go knock on your parents door and wake up your poor mother at 3AM

"moom... dad... what are you doing in there? Are you two fighting?!"

*bed knocking on the walls*

Yep! I had to call her to have her come in a wipe me. Gotta make sure it was done right! I'd even count them for her and yell that out too, you know, just to let her know how big of a job to expect )

when i was about 3 or 4 the toilet broke so i went in the sink and turned the water on and wondered why it didnt go down lol i did some really stupid stuff as a toddler lol and it wasnt a small one either lol

That thread is too philosophical for me.

Furthermore, I'm trying to have at least once two posts in a row without writing the word "poo"






Ups.

DAMN!!!

[EphelDuath666]

I've always loved Hot Karls way too much to actually use a toilet

Lol, yup, I remember calling the chief botty wiper!

Or the classic..."mummy, I've just been sick!"...I can remember this one time I woke up in the night, thought I felt sick, and thought I was being silly, threw u all over my bed, then went to wake her up and tell her the good news, hahahahahaha. I'm so never having kids, I can't deal with vomit!

I'm so never having kids, I can't deal with vomit!

you know, that's actually a good reason for not having them
the only thing that pukes more than kids are drunkards

I'm so never having kids, I can't deal with vomit!

you know, that's actually a good reason for not having them
the only thing that pukes more than kids are drunkards

<looks around nervously> but beer is so good