Right, with all the beer going into Ryan as soon as he gets moving a bit, this thread has become necessary.

http://hevydevyforums.com/phpbb/viewtop ... 6&start=45

You filthy thief, I'm gonna getcha

Do stomach pumps rule? Hm. I'll stay with the beer

http://hevydevyforums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=3286&start=45

You filthy thief, I'm gonna getcha

Do stomach pumps rule? Hm. I'll stay with the beer

Why do I have a feeling that I'll recieve the "Stomach Pump 2000" on tour at some point ? Maybe this thread is a good idea !!!! Chris, did bring it up first too....but I think we can all agree that this thread will come in useful down the road

Funny shit.........

RVP

Why do I have a feeling that I'll recieve the "Stomach Pump 2000" on tour at some point ?

Damn, I have a vision... Ryan on one of these sell-vision shows, presenting the "Official Ryan stomach pump 2000"

"It all started with a thread on the internet, called 'The official buy Ryan a beer - thread'. It was meant to be funny (and to make sure I'd get lots of free alcohol on tour), but then things turned out really bad... But the Stomach Pump 2000 saved my life more than once. And it can save yours too."

Ok, this opened my eyes. Simen, I have to admit: A really useful thread. Alrighty then! BRING IT ON!

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sounds like a nice toy. I wonder what else you can do with it. I mean, what if you take off your pants and...

sounds like a nice toy. I wonder what else you can do with it. I mean, what if you take off your pants and...

You don't have to wonder - just read the book about it. It's called "Austin Powers - The Swedish Penis Enhancer and myself"

And now BACK TO TOPIC! Damn, am I the only one who takes this thread serious?!

sounds like a nice toy. I wonder what else you can do with it. I mean, what if you take off your pants and...

You don't have to wonder - just read the book about it. It's called "Austin Powers - The Swedish Penis Enhancer and myself"

And now BACK TO TOPIC! Damn, am I the only one who takes this thread serious?!

Probably.

Probably.

I like having exclusive points of view

what about a jackass-style competition where we could try to remove as much putrid bile as possible from our innerds inside a 3minute time limit?

what about a jackass-style competition where we could try to remove as much putrid bile as possible from Ryan's innerds inside a 3minute time limit?

Fixed.

Damn........this Thread is Wicked !!!!!

Bring on the pump !!!!!!!

Bring on the pump !!!!!!!

I totally understood your "Bring on the beer!!!!!!!!!!!" post.

I wish I could say that now again, but...

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!

i wonder if upon purchase, it comes with a free beer. what if you buy it for no reason since there is no stomach to pump, at least with one beer, you can practice with it for the real time when there is LOTS of beers