55. You must use the album 'Terria' as a tour guide to Canada.

56. Speaking of Canada, it is now your favourite country.

57. Replace the words about, house etc with aboot, hoose etc.

58. Prey you never find a moose loose aboot your hoose!

59. It's DEVY metal

60. Buy Ryan a fuckin beer!

61) Listening to Dev's music while driving is dangerous for your drive license and for people who surround you.

61) Listening to Dev's music while driving is dangerous for your drive license and for people who surround you.

I can't believe i missed that one dude! good one!

[Blazingmonga]

62) Giving albums a colour is no longer the work of the insane.

63: Push Devin on every body you know, wether fans of metal or not. Share the love.

64: When asked what your favourite track on Terria is, it MUST be Earth Day. Then quote your favourite line from that song.

[Blazingmonga]

65) If your favourite track ISNT Earth Day...please begin a long and healthy discussion with those around as to why not. Then go back to step 64.

66. If you recieve a postcard at 'winter holiday time', you are truly blessed.

67. If your friends bitch at you for contantly going on about a 'fucking postcard' reply with something along these lines

"Well you're just jealous because (REPLACE their favourite singer) would NEVER send you a signed postcard" then watch them shut up.

It works, i used that one on my girlfriend!

38. BUY A FUCKIN T-SHIRT

I'd say that this one should definitely be the last rule (and the most important, of course)

68. There is no better singer on this planet than the Dev!

69. Physicist has to be your least favourite Devy album because it's not as revolutionary/awesome as the other albums.

70. As an absolute die-hard-fan you have to love everything the Dev puts out (even if it would be a CD with his farts... genius! hilarious! =) )

Well, not the best rules... use them as fillers =)
Oh, and by the way: Physicist rules!

71. You MUST wear PINK Speedo's. Especially at Devy-shows. Speedo the world!

72. BUY A FUCKIN T-SHIRT(repitition is key, BUY ANOTHER ONE)
73. Have speaches that sound like newscasters going along in the background of EVERY SINGLE SONG. every second of it. Ever.
74. Talk to your friends about devin side projects, but then when they think that your talking to them about something besides Devin for once, mention that he started the band.

75. Pay tribute to Tracy, Dev's supporter Number one

76: Infinity MUST be the album you use as a focal point for discussing Devys personality. Anything else does not truly convey the insanity/genius.

77. Your fans must endlessly compare your album to each other while you endlessly make comparisons of dev's albums to each other.

78. Pointy guitars are better than round ones.