27. Don't be afraid to smoke some weed.

28. you should not 'get' infinity on the first listen. anyone who says different is a liar and should be made an example of.

29. like Dev? well then you like the whole damn brotherhood... this is NON negotiable.

30. Dev related tattoos make you cooler than anyone else with any other kind of tattoo EVER because they're tatoos could never mean as much as your 'SYL' or 'DTB'. (this one relates to me... )

31: use the word MATH METAL every now and then. C'mon..repeat after me! Maaaaaaath Metallll
32: what do you mean? You don't like Meshuggah????
33: you need EMG's. If you think you don't -> see rule number 2
34: with liking Dev you automatically adopted Opeth, Meshuggah and Fear Factory. Consider it a fan-upgrade.
35: it's just entertainment, folks!

we'll add this list to the Rules-section once they're complete

36: Thou should listen to ANTS at least thrice each day

37 : Do the ANTS-DANCE each time you listen to ANTS! (Don't ask what that might look like)

well add this list to the Rules-section once they're complete

KICK ASS

38. BUY A FUCKIN T-SHIRT

39. Specially if you're names Christeen...

40. That's all we ask of you.

These are coming out pretty damn good! (this is not a rule)

41. ESP is your new favourite brand of guitar.
42. If you play guitar, you must purchase an ESP and IT MUST BE A 7 STRING.
43. GCGCGCE is now your standard tuning.

44. When strings break, no punk is to be played afterwards. Now that you're using a 7 string guitar, some other forms of not as heavy metal are somewhat acceptable but be warned, if the lure of rock n roll high life comes knocking, selling out must be avoided at all costs.

45. Every fuckin bodies got a wallet chain!

46. Why are still reading this? get one!

47. Fuck you and your shitty music.

48. You must cock on about how much you love the dev or SYL album you love the most.

49. If your name is Drew and you attend an SYL gig, you MUST get on stage and sing the chorus to Far Beyond Metal.

50. Post incessantly on the forums and although you come across as annoying, just keep telling yourself you're cool because you have a lot of posts.

51. Maintain a cool exterior whenever in close proximity to telephone handsets. Then, when no-one's looking...

31: use the word MATH METAL every now and then. C'mon..repeat after me! Maaaaaaath Metallll
32: what do you mean? You don't like Meshuggah????
33: you need EMG's. If you think you don't -> see rule number 2
34: with liking Dev you automatically adopted Opeth, Meshuggah and Fear Factory. Consider it a fan-upgrade.
35: it's just entertainment, folks!

thats not fair, i dont like meshuggah that much. lol

52. You are now of the firm opinion that insanely tight and fast kick drums are the be all and end all of metal drumming.

53. Drummers WILL learn to twirl the drumstick whilst drumming (don't forget throwing and catching tricks too).

54. Anger = source of inspiration.