I wouldn't hurt them... but I do hate them!

It's a comedy hatred though.

Unleash the fucking fury.

That's the Yngwie thing to do.

I couldn't unleash the fucking fury, I'm too scared of getting hurt and good God not the face!!!

I'm more of a quiet seether. I quietly seeth whilst some fat business man over uses "our" arm rest. If he makes unpleasant and unnecessary noises, such as throat clearing, snorting, heavy breathing etc... then he's instantly condemned to three hours blow torch torture in the darker regions of my mind!

I think we're both just pretty nice guys, but with vicious bubbling hatred underneath.

kind of like a more vivacious version of Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down?

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HERE COME THE PAIN!!

I'm more of a quiet seether. I quietly seeth whilst some fat business man over uses "our" arm rest. If he makes unpleasant and unnecessary noises, such as throat clearing, snorting, heavy breathing etc... then he's instantly condemned to three hours blow torch torture in the darker regions of my mind!

People that just make noise as you described are perhaps the most annoying known to man. I can't help but wonder if they are just completely oblivous to the racket they make or what, but it just makes me want to mutilate something.

Case in point: A while ago I went to the movies and a bunch of old people sat behind me and my friends. Throughout the whole movie they were asking each other questions about what was going on on the screen and periodically unwrapping hard candy to eat. It was such a conflict because if they weren't old I would have told them to shut the fuck up within 10 minutes of the movie, but since I have some respect for elders I didn't yell at them. I can't wait till I'm old and I get to pull off stupid shit and piss off youngins'. "Hey kids, ever touch a colostomy bag?"

LMAO!

I just hate rude people in general. Anyone who doesn't say please and thankyou automtically annoys me, pushing in in queues (will someone please hold a meeting for the chinese students as they come into this country and explain the concept of a queue!!!), racism, lack of respect for others, bullying, that's just terrible....a large number of peopel in general just p**s me off basically!

well... i'd have to say babies.

Semi-embarassing story: A baby was crying really loudly in front of me at a movie theater, and I was getting increasingly frustrated with it, until I finally looked over to a friend of mine and told him to kill it.

Rather loudly I suspect, from the babies mother's reaction.

I wouldn't hurt them... but I do hate them!

It's a comedy hatred though.

Yeah, you're right. You don't wanna hurt the kid but here's a thing to deal with screaming, dribbling, messy kids in restaurants:

Get a wedge of lemon and squeeze it in it's eyes. Something that ain't traceable back to you...

I'd like to thank the great American comedian Doug Stanhope for that one. Check his shit out if you EVER get the chance...

As a father I can speak about this and baby cries are nothing really stressful ... That's life and you'll (probably or not) have to deal with it one day

Excuse me if i take this too seriously but I don't know what it takes to hate babies even if some night I sleep one or two hours, even if sometimes I have to take them to the doctor every two days ...etc


I'm a lifer, I can easily deal with this as it's all love and devotion to the art of creating life. I'm not afraid about responsabilities and no, I'm not stressed about life in general

Geoff

And just to get less politically correct, one reason I like Adam Sandler movies is that stupid kids get hurt and verbally abused.

The kids you'll have with Steve Morse will beat you one day ... you deserve it

Geoff

Well at least they have a good picking technique.

Probably ....

I don't like children and I aim to do my utmost to prevent myself from bringing one into the world.

Just a reminder, you have to find the partner first ...