Beyonce beats her, also she is a real singer

So does the destiny's child



METAL !!!

Kylie Minogue is NOT MY STYLE

she's 4'0", permanently looks like she's sucking on various random venomous insects, and her arse which is touted as the nicest ever, is quite frankly nothing at all special.

She's probably boney as fuck too.

btw. if i had a choice I'd actually take the Destiny's Child one on the far right over Beyonce face-wise, but that's just me.

That's just you and I think you're too pale for her, she needs a latin guy like me ...


Geoff

mate, you look as white as me in your pics....


though I would temporarily blind her if the sun shone of my vampire-white legs

seriously, they make milk look like gravy!

Kylie Minogue is a fucking dog. simple.

I'll never understand some idioms.

she's 4'0", permanently looks like she's sucking on various random venomous insects, and her arse which is touted as the nicest ever, is quite frankly nothing at all special.

She's probably boney as fuck too.

Maybe, but all of this makes her bit more original than most of cloned, collagen made r'n'b stars. I like her, I can't help myself.
ALL HAIL THE HORSETEETH

Kylie Minogue is a fucking dog. simple.

she's 4'0", permanently looks like she's sucking on various random venomous insects, and her arse which is touted as the nicest ever, is quite frankly nothing at all special.

She's probably boney as fuck too.

You would and you know it.

That reminds me...where on EARTH can I park my bicycle...?

I suspect there's been some digital fuckery going on there.

mate, the amount of female attention that I get at the moment (IE zilch), means I'd pretty much settle for anything female post-puberty and pre-menopausal.... near enough the only requirements I have.

pulse? or is pulse optional?

I'd settle for "vaguely humanoid".

mate, the amount of female attention that I get at the moment (IE zilch), means I'd pretty much settle for anything female post-puberty and pre-menopausal.... near enough the only requirements I have.

Her ????

Geoff... if that joke hadn't already been done 24/7 365 days a year for the last god-knows how many years, I'd still not be vaguely tempted to crack a smile at that

Hey that's why I did it, old jokes are always good to hear

Yep careful with that joke Geoff, it's an antique.