The Smell-O-Scope
FRY: "This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh."
LEELA: "I don't get it."
PROFESSOR: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid
joke once and for all."
FRY: "Oh. What's it called now?"
PROFESSOR: "Urectum."

Maths cannot account for the truely random.

Maths cannot account for the truely random.

Unless there are equations that we cannot fathom.

Maths cannot account for the truely random.

Unless there are equations that we cannot fathom.

Without mathematics it's hard to evaluate the randomness of an anomaly.

how is he a junkie?

yeah i had the overwhelming impression that he looked like his leprachaun avatar till i finally saw a picture of him, but still....

I tend to think that everyone looks like their avatar. Which makes Regal Jenkinson a bit disturbing you know. Not to mention Geoff! I guess it's just the image that I'm familar with a particular poster.

I look like a smurf? Jeeez, no wonder people look at me so strangely. I always thought it was the stupid crap that comes out of my mouth but apparently I was wrong, lol

You look like an absolutely wasted smurf.

Excellent.

Is there anything excellent in being wasted?
Nah...
(been eating rice only and drinking fruit juice for the last 6 days - trying to clean my guts of the toxic stuffs that civilization's left there )

i've not eaten breakfast or lunch for the last 2 and half weeks and im still a fat bastard

just thought i'd add that.

Hey, man, I am 198cm and 114kg of pure armageddon

want to talk about being BIG?

ooh 114kg? you're more than me

you're the first person i've actually spoken to and had any respect for that's actually bigger than me

mind you I'm 6'4" and.... er, i don't know what it is in kilos but im 17st (108kg?) atm, and losing weight.

Is there anything excellent in being wasted?
Nah...
(been eating rice only and drinking fruit juice for the last 6 days - trying to clean my guts of the toxic stuffs that civilization's left there )

Maybe not for you, but that's your cup of carrot juice.

Sinkharmony - LOL
Who told you that I am really into carrot juice now?

*eyes around vigilantly looking for hidden cameras/microphones*

Sinkharmony - LOL
Who told you that I am really into carrot juice now?

*eyes around vigilantly looking for hidden cameras/microphones*

Heh, it was a good guess I suppose. Or was it?

f*ck carrots. Asparagus juice rules just kidding...but carrots suck

Nay, mate - carrots don't suck - you can only suck them

give you good practice Vesper?

you can virtually guarantee what my dinner will consist of, unless Im cooking it myself.

My parents ALWAYS have vegetables (IE brocolli & spuds) as well as something dead on the plate.

Quite how i became such a fat bastard judging by those relatively healthy standards i dont know!