He commits suicide after listening to the last Modern Talking record.

Haha, those two still make the atomic bomb look like a plastic toy from Taiwan

There are probably just a handful of bands that can compete with them in terms of devouring their listeners' will to live.

Speaking of devouring: Maybe these handsome guys are on the same level when it comes to wickedness... Although they're definitely more than just a handful. But judge for yourself:

Lessons in true german culture, again...

Absolutely. And where do we teach such horrible lessons? Right, in a thread about the songs on Ziltoid's myspace-site...

...we are so doomed when our coffee-lovin' time-traveller reads this

perhaps we could put the thread into hyperdrive and avoid all trouble.

PHOOEY!

"Oh the physical race you're dying with physical grace. Gone to far for the Universe."