You ignorant humans, don't you recognise that this was Ziltoid!? We have been warned! Coooooooooooooooffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Quick!

I controls the spice

Wow, this Ziltoid dude seems like a bit of a nerd!

Hmm... could this be a post in the persona of Captain Spectacular?

Could Captain Spectacular actually be The Dev?

Hmmmmm.....