So tell me people, what is your favourite technique...OF TORMENT?! I mean, we all have our favourite ways of getting a rise out of people..however simple or complex the method.

How do you annoy the hell out of people when you get that feeling in your gut?

[Blazingmonga]

Not sure of the morality of this topic...but funny none the less.

For me, I think giving people a new nickname always pisses them off. Especially if it is really bad and you keep repeating it.

I'm a "kill instantly" guy. Torment takes time and scum ain't worth it.

i remember i did that to a dude named roy. i called him "roy in the skoy" eventually he took a swing at me, and luckily i ducked

I'm a "kill instantly" guy. Torment takes time and scum ain't worth it.

Are you, by any chance, descended from a NYC rapper?

[djskrimp]

I'm going to go with situational smug intellectual superiority. Kind of a defense mechanism when dealing with the egomaniacs that run around in the military and call themselves "officers".
--Yes, knucklehead, you DO have a college education. Funny how a hick from Oklahoma speaks more intelligently than you, huh?
I guess I don't have much patience with people who think they are better than me. I don't mind conceding to someone's superiority in something, but only AFTER it's proven. Not just because there is a bar or star on their shoulder.

For me, I think giving people a new nickname always pisses them off. Especially if it is really bad and you keep repeating it.

I have to admit, in my younger, more sadistic days, me and a friend got drunk and there was a fella that we didn't really like present so we decided it would be a spiffing idea to point and shout 'Gaylord' over and over again. Needless to say, a nickname as edgy and thought provoking stuck to this very day...

Saying that Steve Dave started as an insult. I think the best nickname's start off like that don't they?

sarcasm is the way to go.
Since i was like 8 i'd mess with older bullies and they wouldn't have any idea of what i really meant, they just stood there looking stupid while me and my friends had a laugh

I say confusing things to turn my victim into a gibbering wreck. That's kinda fun.

For me, I think giving people a new nickname always pisses them off. Especially if it is really bad and you keep repeating it.

I am the reigning king of that. I've given new nicknames to roommates of mine, one of them I call Texas Pete (after the hot sauce), and another I call Nobby Peters. Both of them hate their own new nickname, but love the other person's. I also gave a couple of nicknames to one of my roommates brothers. Joey Drips and Joey Blue Skies (an Italian). Anyway, there was a kid a couple of years ago that I started to call Boner, and that stuck, he hated it and kept trying to come up with new nicknames for himself. Those are just in the past couple of years, but I've given MANY hated nicknames.

[Blazingmonga]

I thought of another good one while watching the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film.

It's when Johnny Deep/Wonka keeps telling Mike Teavee that he can't understand what he is saying. Though of course he can, he just doesnt want to talk to the boy.

That would seriously piss me off!

I thought of another good one while watching the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film.

It's when Johnny Deep/Wonka keeps telling Mike Teavee that he can't understand what he is saying. Though of course he can, he just doesnt want to talk to the boy.

That would seriously piss me off!

the old 1 rapes the new 1 in every hole possible

I thought of another good one while watching the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film.

It's when Johnny Deep/Wonka keeps telling Mike Teavee that he can't understand what he is saying. Though of course he can, he just doesnt want to talk to the boy.

That would seriously piss me off!

I get that everyday! Because I talk like a speeding bullet...fast.

[Blazingmonga]

I thought of another good one while watching the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film.

It's when Johnny Deep/Wonka keeps telling Mike Teavee that he can't understand what he is saying. Though of course he can, he just doesnt want to talk to the boy.

That would seriously piss me off!

the old 1 rapes the new 1 in every hole possible

I disagree. I prefer the old one as I am a big Gene Wilder fan, but I like the new one as it is a fair bit closer to the book(s)...which of course are the best of them all. And Johnny Depp is awesome.

I thought of another good one while watching the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film.

It's when Johnny Deep/Wonka keeps telling Mike Teavee that he can't understand what he is saying. Though of course he can, he just doesnt want to talk to the boy.

That would seriously piss me off!

the old 1 rapes the new 1 in every hole possible

I disagree. I prefer the old one as I am a big Gene Wilder fan, but I like the new one as it is a fair bit closer to the book(s)...which of course are the best of them all. And Johnny Depp is awesome.

BUT THERES NO MUSIC!