Oh that's easy. A Killbot. You know, to scare the neighbors.

Are they that bad? I'm guessing "scare" means "kill" with such a robot

Yes. But for the record, no.

I want a robot that grades essays and tests and homework so I can concentrate on doing stuff like lesson planning and using the results of the grading to help me plan how to better teach my students.

And, one to mow the lawn. Which I will buy while in line to pick up the Killbot.

a thrillbot.... it takes me skydiving... large wave surfing... and snowbarding... and at the same time it acts a a beer cooler to give me a brew after all the extreme sports......
oh... and its head doubles as a cone piece and trhe arms are the pipes to pull. its a party bong aswell!! hahah

What about some Bandbots?

You could buy a few and plug them into your brain, transferring all your musical ideas to each player and skipping the problem of finding the right "chemistry" in a band and lazy members.

No?

Haha, that would be awesome...Jaming with 4 clones of yourself. Or tell the clones to go and record your new album, you know it'll be good even if you haven't heard it yet.

And, one to mow the lawn.

http://www.friendlyrobotics.com/robomow/mowers/

I was so tempted.

[Blazingmonga]

And, one to mow the lawn.

http://www.friendlyrobotics.com/robomow/mowers/

I was so tempted.

Shit! Thats messed up! I just posted a picture of a mower in the 'most metal object' thread, and then I see this! This is like the exact antithesis of my metal moment. Nooo! We will become slaves to our own mowers and deny ourselves the option of enjoying anything.

Aaaarrgghhh!