I haven't had enough beer to understand any of that.

[Blazingmonga]

This conversation is insane!

We all need to understand that in the UK, £2 is NOT enough for a pint of beer!

Though it may buy you some smack.

Depends on where you go and whether you don't mind standing in sawdust.

I actually found another £24.79 either lying about in loose change or hiding in a jar. That should buy me a pint of beer, but I'll leave the smack if it's all the same.

{ theorem: "One beer is no beer" }

What if it is one really HUGE beer?

(like this -> only somewhat more gigantified)

Dude, get a gumball!

Actually, £1.99 will get you a pint of Guinness in a Weatherspoons pub. Of course, you will have to go into a Weatherspoons pub, but think of the Guinness!

The second worst pint of Guinness I ever had was in a Wetherspoons pub (Archibald Simpsons). The worst one was in our old Student Union. It tasted of burning tires.

mmmmm

Did someone say ?

WANT!

I'm not kidding. I'll prove it, using the technique of induction.
I'll try to keep it simple. The comments between { } explain what rule I used.

To prove this, we assume P(n) to be true. If we can prove a certain basis to be true, and a step P(n+1) to be true, then P is valid.

P(n) is called the Induction Hypothesis.

First, I define a function P(n):
P(n) = "One has not had enough beer, for n beers" (n in N)

Then, I prove a certain basis: n=1
P(1)
= { definition of P }
"One has not had enough beer, for 1 beer."
= { theorem: "One beer is no beer" }
"One has not had enough beer, for 0 beer."
= { empty domain }
True

Next, I will prove that P is valid, for every step that follows another, by proving P(n+1).
P(n+1)
= { theorem: "One beer is no beer" }
P(n+0)
= { nil-element of addition )
P(n)
= { Induction Hypothesis }
true

Q.E.D.

induction sucks, it almost made me fail Combinatory Mathematics on my university

Actually, you can get a pint of Heineken in the middle of London, near Leicester Square for a mere £1.10!

... and it's not Weatherspoons

Cheap and good beer is the same as sex - good timing is the key to success

Actually, you can get a pint of Heineken in the middle of London, near Leicester Square for a mere £1.10!

... and it's not Weatherspoons

Cheap and good beer is the same as sex - good timing is the key to success

We were talking about beer. Not Heineken. Heineken is piss.