Rule ZERO) You know the tracklisting and HAVE a copy of the Noisescapes demo.

Rule 9) Don't be Cryptic Coroner. Become Punky Bruster

Rule WhatchaGotThere+ONE: Download the leaked prerelease LP. Tease everyone on the forums about how cool it is and what not. Buy the LP anyway. OR Don't download the leaked prerelease LP. Stand firm, do not be tempted by the people who have already heard the leaked songs. Wait till March 22nd. Listen to it. Cry bitterly. You have wasted a lot of time. Cool time. DINK!

Rule :Being ugly may not get you laid, but at least you're qualified to listen to SYL and DTB.

Oh well, if we're going to be OTT with the number of rules we might as well go all the way, huh?

117) When recording songs, one must pile on so many subliminal samples/sounds/vocal pieces on so many tracks it'll take four generations to spot them all (And that doesn't include the ones on ultrasonic frequencies that only dogs can hear)

118) The cover to 'Infinity' doubles as a great Jehovah's Witness repellant, especially when paired with 'Oh My Fucking God' by SYL

119) All these rules can be bent as far as you need to bend them; we are after all, fans of the guy who put xylophones on a speed metal record (Or whatever convoluted genre label you consider SYL to be under... Music? Just entertainment, folks)!

120) The beat starts here.

121...It's perfectly masculine to buy CD's with naked, genital-less men with male-pattern baldness in the artwork

122...It's alright to admit you have a hairy anus

rule No. Infinity +1 -

a) You'll never be what you try to be.
b) If you want to be it, God help the King of Nothing.

Rule 1: Be born in '72 and have genetic hairloss to create a natural skullet.

It's you and me, DEVIN!!!

Rule whatever:a) Start the day with "Oh my fucking god"
b) Go to bed with "nobody's here"
c) Convince the whole retirement castle from "Home
Nucleonics"

Dont critic Dev's hairstyle! Thats trendy!

It is not a popular hairstyle, so it is not trendy.

rule number what ever the fuk we are on now.........

"that is all we ask of christene"

k?

thanks,
chuck

130: You just need to make one telephone call.

hahaha......excellent, yes

but should it be collect??


a rule i presume.......

thanks

131) My cat's breath smells like cat food