I have no regrets... apart from perhaps the Bulgarians, but that's an ugly story and understandable why I want to forget about it.

And there was the girl who had hairy armpits, I regret that one too.

Ooook, lol - Sounds like you have a colorful history

Not colourful, not dark either. Just really grim.

I once made two girls fight eachother for who gets to sleep at my place. I called it a tie and they came both.

Which was kinda cool.

Yes but you're Finnish so it doesn't really count. It's a lot easier over there and you can get away with that appalling but brilliant behaviour.

If I was single I would book the first flight to Helsinki and get a new one. I would not bother trying to snog a british up tight bird.

I happy with the current one though.

You're just so romantic,... lmao

If I was single I would book the first flight to Helsinki and get a new one. I would not bother trying to snog a british up tight bird.

Brilliant.

They are uptight here... and hard work. What's amazing is that Marie always used to laugh when we first got together because I was "already trained", it's because when you've dated British girls for a few years you learn how to avoid ANY form of conflict. You never win.

How are Americans? I heard they are statistically good at BJs because they are conservative and hold on their virginity, thus giving just BJs...

Oh shite I don't mean to ask anything about Regal's wife or offend anyone, that's just something I read a study about...

Anyone had some?

hahahahahahahaha!

That's brilliant. Don't worry, I'm not offended.

It depends on the American girl really. I've found they can be either:

Really conservative and keep their virginity til marriage.

Really conservative, but end up losing it at around
21 (a la Britney) and go mad.

Slightly conservative and have sex, but feels repressed.

Not at all conservative and will sleep with everyone.

Don't mean to be sexist, but it is true.

Haha - Personally, I think most chicks are hoochies and since I am an American, well,... I would have to say that American women are notoriously easy to get, with the exception of the cool chicks on this board and the few that I have accepted into my friendship ring, lol. Seriously, we probably think about gettin some ass about as much as you guys do. We just don't let it be known as much, lol

I think that American girls that like Devy music can not be that conservative, they must be only lovely ladies that deserve absolute respect.

I think that American girls that like Devy music can not be that conservative, they must be only lovely ladies that deserve absolute respect.

That was the best thing I've read so far.

I think that American girls that like Devy music can not be that conservative, they must be only lovely ladies that deserve absolute respect.

That was the best thing I've read so far.

Agreed.

I think that American girls that like Devy music can not be that conservative, they must be only lovely ladies that deserve absolute respect.

Creep.