That's affectionate

I am a bit broke at the moment, spent too much money last weekend. But one can always afford booze. Any time is cool for me...

I'm quite skint as well. We could go to the John Snow, it's only a couple of quid per pint there... Or we could get a couple of litres of cider and drink with the tramps on Berwick Street?

It reminds me a cool story that happened to me and a friend after the finale of the football world cup in 1998 . Everybody was in the street, singing, screaming, completly drunk ... etc

Some days later, I was with my wife, we were walking in the street like two young lovers and then three tramps come to me and start to speak to me as if we were friends since forever. One of them insistent said :
" you remember me, ah ah ah you were so funny we drank red wine together for the world cup, now you owe me a bottle, you promised"...

Useless to say that my wife was horrified and that she asked me to brush my teeth with bleach to be sure that nothing more happened this night ...



Geoff

lmao

It is good to live with a lucid wife ...

Geoff

She sounds like a cool chick, lol

I call my wife "Scumbroad". She's cool, but doesn't like it when I come home drunk and breath near her.

?????? Drunk people are pretty damn smelly when you aren't one of them

good tip : drink warm water before you go to bed ... You will smell better and your wife will thank me

Or sleep on the couch,...

Or don't drink.

Already done but usually It breaks my back to sleep in the dog's kennel or on the doormat

Or don't drink.

GET OUT!!!!!

Where does the dog sleep? lol

In the bed, as usual (this bastard)

Geoff