[Blazingmonga]

Z mug between your legs.. perfect! anybody? a? a? good idea?

This is a terrible idea! A mug of coffee is a dangerous thing. Take great care when handling one, especially if it is in a fine Z mug. Under NO circumstances should you place the mug next to your nutsack. There is a serious risk of critical scalding if you spill it, and it will do no good to your sperm count to roast your nuts in this manner.

Be careful folks!

I don't think the mug was intended to have coffee in it when placed next to said nutsack. I think the average I.Q. of this board is a little higher than that

I know, I was just being silly. It would also be a waste of precious coffee if it were spilled!

1. Don´t Know Why Devin Townsend 07:34
2. Travelling Salesman Devin Townsend 02:14

It took me a second to figure out that those weren't the complete track titles. Haha. I was like, "Is Ziltoid singing about Devin on these songs?" Hahaha.

I guess the song titles are complete, but the words Devin and Townsend just arent part of the titles...

1. Don´t Know Why (07:34
2. Travelling Salesman (02:14

dude, am i bright?

1. Don´t Know Why Devin Townsend 07:34
2. Travelling Salesman Devin Townsend 02:14

It took me a second to figure out that those weren't the complete track titles. Haha. I was like, "Is Ziltoid singing about Devin on these songs?" Hahaha.

I guess the song titles are complete, but the words Devin and Townsend just arent part of the titles...

1. Don´t Know Why (07:34
2. Travelling Salesman (02:14

dude, am i bright?

Hey! I figured that out myself, man. Don't make me come over there.

[djskrimp]

1. Don´t Know Why Devin Townsend 07:34
2. Travelling Salesman Devin Townsend 02:14

It took me a second to figure out that those weren't the complete track titles. Haha. I was like, "Is Ziltoid singing about Devin on these songs?" Hahaha.

I guess the song titles are complete, but the words Devin and Townsend just arent part of the titles...

1. Don´t Know Why (07:34
2. Travelling Salesman (02:14

dude, am i bright?

Hey! I figured that out myself, man. Don't make me come over there.

Yeah, or he'll rant you to death. Muhahaha.

The video about his guitar rig was pretty cool to watch.

Howre the extra songs?

1. Don´t Know Why Devin Townsend 07:34
2. Travelling Salesman Devin Townsend 02:14

It took me a second to figure out that those weren't the complete track titles. Haha. I was like, "Is Ziltoid singing about Devin on these songs?" Hahaha.

I guess the song titles are complete, but the words Devin and Townsend just arent part of the titles...

1. Don´t Know Why (07:34
2. Travelling Salesman (02:14

dude, am i bright?

Hey! I figured that out myself, man. Don't make me come over there.

Yeah, or he'll rant you to death. Muhahaha.

Someday I'm going to smack you.

[djskrimp]

Someday I'm going to smack you.

I will most likely deserve it. Beer afterwards? My treat.

Someday I'm going to smack you.

I will most likely deserve it. Beer afterwards? My treat.

Awesome. I don't put out on the first date, though.

Howre the extra songs?

Don't Know Why: the title probably refers to the reason it was made and/or put on the bonus disk It appears to be some kind of interview with Ziltoid. It's probably hilarious but hard to follow because parts seem sped up, and in French of Swedish or something? And a whole lot more talking, but no music. Not a bonus song but a bonus track

Travelling Salesman: in short: HevyDevy Country!!


Then there are a couple of Ziltoid webisodes, and a video where Dev explains his gear a bit, that's just a bit too much of a commercial

Howre the extra songs?

Don't Know Why: the title probably refers to the reason it was made and/or put on the bonus disk It appears to be some kind of interview with Ziltoid. It's probably hilarious but hard to follow because parts seem sped up, and in French of Swedish or something? And a whole lot more talking, but no music. Not a bonus song but a bonus track

Travelling Salesman: in short: HevyDevy Country!!

Maybe it´s Björn Strid from Soilwork who is speaking swedish or something? Maybe it´s a few more languages mixed up, i don't know.

There is a third bonustrack, which is unnamed. It´s like an alternative version of "Mountain", but with some major differences to the original.

I think this bonus-disc is not a must for everyone, compared with the bonus-dvds from Synchestra and Alien it´s nothing too spectacular (or should i say "spectaculurrr"? ).

Does anyone know the title of the third bonus track? I hate naming tracks "Untitled", "Unnamed" or "Unknown"

Hmm it's not on the sleeve, I hadn't even noticed!

YES, BOYS AND GOILS!

I finally got my hands on ZTO (Special Edition), which I purchased at my local record store an hour ago.

SPOILERS:



I must say that just like Terria and Synchestra, this is such a great package again! I just started my Ziltoid experience by watching the bonus videos. My favourites:

"Why do you poop? I tell you why, you're inferior to the Ziltoidian people."

"HEVY DEVYS RACK OF GLORY"

"FUCK SUBTLETY"

"WOW! LAME!"

"I'm a whore."

Thanks for the laughs, Devin! And NOW: Ziltoid, the music! The bonus tracks first, and then, finally, the album itself. Have a good day!

Later!

Perhaps they forgot to print it on the European version? Does anyone have the North American version, is it written on it?