In government class, I was taught to take advantage of any time that any company is giving away money. That's why I need YOU...to help out the cause, and SCREW MCDONALD'S IN THE ASS! How you ask...?
The Monopoly game of course...! They make it so hard so get all the pieces, that you practically have to travel the U.S in order to win. That's why I devised the plan that anyone interested and an avid fan of Mickey D's goes and gets large chicken sandwich/strip combos and gets as many pieces as they can! We pool our properties together, and increase chances to get a cash prize! And of course, being as fair and awesome as myself, I'll split the earnings! If it's the shitty purple properties, I'll just let you guys have it. I can make that kind of money working one day...
So, if anybody's up for it, just send me a message or e-mail and tell me what properties you get each time, or have already, and we'll beat McDonald's and make them give us our money...!
Properties so far:
Blue ($1,000,000): Park Place
Green ($50,000): North Carolina, Pacific
Yellow ($10,000): Atlantic
Red ($5,000): None
Orange ($1,500): St. James
Pink ($1,000): St. Charles
Light Blue ($500): Oriental
Purple ($50, aka crap): None
Railroads ($5,000,000 GODDAMN DOLLARS!!): Pennsylvania
Act now, or be a buttmunch!
The Monopoly game of course...! They make it so hard so get all the pieces, that you practically have to travel the U.S in order to win. That's why I devised the plan that anyone interested and an avid fan of Mickey D's goes and gets large chicken sandwich/strip combos and gets as many pieces as they can! We pool our properties together, and increase chances to get a cash prize! And of course, being as fair and awesome as myself, I'll split the earnings! If it's the shitty purple properties, I'll just let you guys have it. I can make that kind of money working one day...
So, if anybody's up for it, just send me a message or e-mail and tell me what properties you get each time, or have already, and we'll beat McDonald's and make them give us our money...!
Properties so far:
Blue ($1,000,000): Park Place
Green ($50,000): North Carolina, Pacific
Yellow ($10,000): Atlantic
Red ($5,000): None
Orange ($1,500): St. James
Pink ($1,000): St. Charles
Light Blue ($500): Oriental
Purple ($50, aka crap): None
Railroads ($5,000,000 GODDAMN DOLLARS!!): Pennsylvania
Act now, or be a buttmunch!
"Hello, welcome to A & W. My name's Devin! Can I take your stinkin' order?"- Strapping Young Lad, S.Y.L.
