Gayest movies ever created or not?
I went with the first option because there's a certain homoerotic nature to ALL action movies...you can't deny that
#117700 by mo
Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:23 am
Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:23 am
Hey I also think 'Stand By Me' has gay gay gay undertones... I swear I'm not a homophobe!! I love gays!! I mean!!
Not just action movies, aggression itself thrives on homoeroticism. Phrases like "to fuck someone up" or "your ass is mine, bitch" are neither accidental nor coincidental. It goes further: the human society is structured around the suppresed homoerotic component of our relations. Incidentally, that's why women have lower social status - they don't share our secret gay bond.
On the general level:
Men are humans with problems of homoerotic nature. Women are humans with problems caused by men who can't come to terms with their problems of homoerotic nature.
In every staight there's deffinitely a gay. And the stronger the gay call inside, the more manly/straighter one tries to appear, like in the army or gangs for instance.
Wherever you confine a group of men, as in the army or gang, prison, church, scouts, fraternities etc., the gay will come out in some form, be it head on rape, initiation rituals with more or less hushed allusions, down to aforementioned threats (not necessary realised) and even friendly wisecracks and practical jokes.
On the general level:
Men are humans with problems of homoerotic nature. Women are humans with problems caused by men who can't come to terms with their problems of homoerotic nature.
In every staight there's deffinitely a gay. And the stronger the gay call inside, the more manly/straighter one tries to appear, like in the army or gangs for instance.
Wherever you confine a group of men, as in the army or gang, prison, church, scouts, fraternities etc., the gay will come out in some form, be it head on rape, initiation rituals with more or less hushed allusions, down to aforementioned threats (not necessary realised) and even friendly wisecracks and practical jokes.
Some evidence:
Murdock: Rambo, I swear to God, I didn't know it was supposed to happen like this. It was just supposed to be another assignment!
Rambo: Mission... accomplished. You know there's more men out there and you know where they are. Find'em. Or I'll find you.
--
Murdock: Now if there's any of our men in this POW target camp you confirm their presence by taking photographs.
Rambo: Photographs?
Murdock: Just photographs. Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy!
--
Zaysen: Drop your weapons! Now! You have no chance of escape! Come forward! I wish to take you back alive! This is your last warning! The choice is yours!
Colonel Trautman: What do you say John?
Rambo: [loading his gun] Fuck 'em!
--
Moussa: Why must you do this?
Rambo: Cause he'd do it for me.
--
Rambo: I tried to get in touch with you, but the guy's in Bragg never knew where to find you.
Trautman: You know I haven't been spending much time there lately, they've got me down in D.C. I'm sharing a seat with my ass.
Rambo: I wish I was back in Bragg now.
Trautman: We'll talk about that when you come in.
--
Deputy Lester: [referring to the mistreatment of Rambo] I was just talking to Mitch, and he said that Gault and a couple of the deputies were... a little hard on the guy.
State Police Capt. Dave Kern: Assholes!
Murdock: Rambo, I swear to God, I didn't know it was supposed to happen like this. It was just supposed to be another assignment!
Rambo: Mission... accomplished. You know there's more men out there and you know where they are. Find'em. Or I'll find you.
--
Murdock: Now if there's any of our men in this POW target camp you confirm their presence by taking photographs.
Rambo: Photographs?
Murdock: Just photographs. Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy!
--
Zaysen: Drop your weapons! Now! You have no chance of escape! Come forward! I wish to take you back alive! This is your last warning! The choice is yours!
Colonel Trautman: What do you say John?
Rambo: [loading his gun] Fuck 'em!
--
Moussa: Why must you do this?
Rambo: Cause he'd do it for me.
--
Rambo: I tried to get in touch with you, but the guy's in Bragg never knew where to find you.
Trautman: You know I haven't been spending much time there lately, they've got me down in D.C. I'm sharing a seat with my ass.
Rambo: I wish I was back in Bragg now.
Trautman: We'll talk about that when you come in.
--
Deputy Lester: [referring to the mistreatment of Rambo] I was just talking to Mitch, and he said that Gault and a couple of the deputies were... a little hard on the guy.
State Police Capt. Dave Kern: Assholes!
Proof positive that you never can tell what you're going to find when you log on to this forum. Oh, and it was in the 80s, it has Sly Stallone in it and it involves guns... gay as gay can be.
Incidentally, First Blood "came out" just a year before the gayest music video I have ever seen: 'Lick it up" by Kiss.
(apologies to Kiss fans, whatever top-shelf metal band they happen to be members of
)
Well, let you forget....
The present Judeo-christian values are the ones with a Gay hang-up. The greeks, romans, egyptians, and many native american cultures valued....errr...gay-ocity.
As far as Rambo goes I would have to say that it is just below Top Gun on the "Bone-smuggle-o-meter".
Now that was a gay freeking movie. Tom cruise and Val kilmer trying to blow each other out of their cockpit by shooting cylindrical phallic tubes at each other. Need I mention that the guy sitting right behind Tom cruise name is "Goose".
The present Judeo-christian values are the ones with a Gay hang-up. The greeks, romans, egyptians, and many native american cultures valued....errr...gay-ocity.
As far as Rambo goes I would have to say that it is just below Top Gun on the "Bone-smuggle-o-meter".
Now that was a gay freeking movie. Tom cruise and Val kilmer trying to blow each other out of their cockpit by shooting cylindrical phallic tubes at each other. Need I mention that the guy sitting right behind Tom cruise name is "Goose".
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Pisshead wrote:Biert wrote:I've never seen any Rambo movies
Well, that would be the last option! Unless you plan on seeing them soon.
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