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#116764 by ianlogan123
Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:55 pm
A Gruesome Discovery wrote:I think most people- if they needed to choose some sort of stimulation- would generally choose pornography over the sounds of four big guys yelling and banging on things.


Is this not what most porno gangbangs are about?

#116781 by funny_little_guy
Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:07 pm
ianlogan123 wrote:
A Gruesome Discovery wrote:I think most people- if they needed to choose some sort of stimulation- would generally choose pornography over the sounds of four big guys yelling and banging on things.


Is this not what most porno gangbangs are about?
hahahahahaha

#116816 by Matthijs K.
Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:40 am
on a sidenote:

IMHO Lamb's Between Darkness and Wonder is the best post-coital album. In my collection, at least.

#116819 by dub
Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:02 am
I have a friend who thinks the rustling of foiliage at night is incredibly arousing.

He is quite the hairy tarzan man though.

#116935 by day old male
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:36 am
UncleTonyP said:

I only crank one out to the sound of the garbage disposal taking on some banana peels. now, i usually jerk off for about 17 minutes, so these means, i need someone there eating bananas and throwing the peels down the disposal, as im crankin' one out.


That's fucking awesome! I always love people's unusual stories about things they do in their lives and you know what? Even if you were joking with that scenario, I don't mind because it's fucking original. The way I understood it when I first read it was that you would only jerk off very early in the morning when the garbage truck was coming by the house, which I thought was hilarious! After re-reading it I can see that it is about the sound of the waste-disposal in the kitchen. Very strange. Very cool :)

#117002 by mistress2metal
Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:18 pm
Keeping up with the double bass will kill you, lol

#117021 by funny_little_guy
Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:02 pm
mistress2metal wrote:Keeping up with the double bass will kill you, lol
Theres a quick way to end up with no genitalia

#117028 by mistress2metal
Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:13 pm
And quite a few butt cramps,... I mean,... well, ok I should probably let this die right here, lol

#117046 by Persuader
Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:26 am
Haha, you guys....:D Now I've got all kinds of disturbing images in my head.
I guess we won't see many black metal fans having children then? Immortal are destroying all their private parts! :shock: :shock: :shock:

#117073 by EphelDuath666
Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:43 am
how many of you had a wank just because a lady joined the discussion? :D

oh yeah..and Monga really gives excellent head to songs by Anaal Nathrakh

#117077 by Blazingmonga
Fri Mar 24, 2006 8:11 am
EphelDuath666 wrote:oh yeah..and Monga really gives excellent head to songs by Anaal Nathrakh


I do not!!!

I'm terrible! Now, let me R.T you and I will not only stay on the beat, but it will be the best R.T you will ever have.

#117100 by Edzecrüshaer
Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:17 am
EphelDuath666 wrote:how many of you had a wank just because a lady joined the discussion? :D

Yeah.. so exiting!


..A bit of irony there!!

#117101 by Goat
Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:20 am
I always say put HAARHT on, bang away on SYL and first part of In the Rainy Season and then build it up on the da-da-da da da-da-da da da-da-da part with those final majestic thrusts and come on Goat.
So when you finish, Goat is filling the room. Come, be my daddy.

#117118 by mistress2metal
Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:32 pm
Edzecrüshaer wrote:
EphelDuath666 wrote:how many of you had a wank just because a lady joined the discussion? :D

Yeah.. so exiting!


..A bit of irony there!!


Issues. Many many issues. :lol:

#117120 by Biert
Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:36 pm
mistress2metal wrote:
Edzecrüshaer wrote:
EphelDuath666 wrote:how many of you had a wank just because a lady joined the discussion? :D

Yeah.. so exiting!


..A bit of irony there!!


Issues. Many many issues. :lol:

Oh yes, please make fun of the sexually frustrated nerds :P

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