I'm pretty sure this topic doesn't violate the rules of the board so here goes:

Just wondering if anyone has had the experience of having sex or masturbating while listening to metal? I generally go for something kind of mood setting like Sigur Ros, but I just had a jerk while Physicist was playing and it was surprisingly energizing! Haha! I mean, I knew that metal was an energizing experience in the mosh pit or in your bedroom, but during a sex act?! Hadn't tried that before. What do you guys and gals think?

Uhh....UMMM.....

ERRRR...... NO?

This is a joke right? HA HA very funny. Whoo, almost had me.

http://hevydevyforums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=4499&highlight=sex+music

and

http://hevydevyforums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=3084&highlight=sex+music

Ah, cheers. I knew there'd be a thread on this somewhere, hehe. Thanks.

I just had a jerk while Physicist was playing and it was surprisingly energizing!
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What do you guys and gals think?

I think most people- if they needed to choose some sort of stimulation- would generally choose pornography over the sounds of four big guys yelling and banging on things. Not that I'm judging your choice of lifestyle; it's the 21st century, and as an open-minded guy, your orientation is no business of mine as long as you're happy.

(I'm just busting your balls, of course- in a manner of speaking )

havent had sex

have not given meself the low five in 7 months

Fuck metal, how about some body sounds?

Nothing is more fascinating than the little sounds your girl or boy will make with you. Music to my ears!

never ever try sex to SYL, my problem of always wanting to stay in time nearly did myself an injury

I just had a jerk while Physicist was playing and it was surprisingly energizing!

That reminds me "Human Traffic" movie.



And causing mindbleach thirst. Somebody pass me a pint.

sex to metal is kinda hard work coz metal is like sex for my ears, i better enjoy metal without combining it with sexual pleasure

[djskrimp]

Look, my climax already breaks land speed records for quickness, I don't need 128 BPM soundtrack in the background to make it go that much faster.

uuhhh..........

Ive had sex while listening to:

Dream Theater - SFAM
Foo Fighters - Colour and the Shape
Nirvana - Unplugged
and a million other fucking things.

masturbation is a whole 'nother story though..

I only crank one out to the sound of the garbage disposal taking on some banana peels. now, i usually jerk off for about 17 minutes, so these means, i need someone there eating bananas and throwing the peels down the disposal, as im crankin' one out.

what a ridicilous thread

Whenever I have sex to music, which is most of the time, unless I'm totally shitfaced and not being considerate of flatmates... I can't really hear the music after a couple of minutes.

meh.

I think one time my PC was on shuffle and I ended up having sex to shitloads of grindcore, I think, and you'd think we'd notice that right? We didn't.

One time my gf jumped me while I was sat in my room listening to Khanate. That kinda threw me for a loop, because it had put me in pretty antisocial mood.

Just so you don't feel alone dayoldmale:

I once jerked off while listening to a Mastodon bootleg, but that was before the album release, so it was pretty exciting.

are we bonding?

Man I was about to listen to Physicist.... Now it's gonna take weeks before I can look at it the same way again....

pearl jam is great for either.... no really!!!