I don't fear ants but I do have a sort of a trauma for them. I was still in kindergarden when I sat on a rock that was swarming with ants. About hundred of them were biting me and it hurted like hell.
Play from your fucking heart.
Terraformer wrote:Wow, Ike!
Now that you mention...SESAME STREET! *shudder*
I didn't see it often when I was small, but I remember
that once (and that time I was, OF COURSE, watching it
all alone) there was a scene that scared the SHIT outta me.
Kermit is standing somewhere, waiting to make a live report.
Then it happens...and I already KNOW what's gonna happen,
even though I never have seen this issue before...
He stumbled over something. He takes it up. ("god, no....!")
He wonders: "What the...What's that cable doin' here?"
("...it's no CABLE! Run, Kermit, RUN!")
He pulls and rips the thing frantically towards him, to see where
it leads. ("Drop it! RUN!!!).
A big, mean, FUCKING scary furry monster sloooooowwwwly
rises up, the "cable" being his ultralong, thin, trunklike nose,
watching him with anger. Well, "anger" doesn't quite put it.
More a "guess what I'm gonna do to you for that!" look.
It builds up in front of Kermit higher and higher. Kermits' gaze
follows up, he begins to shudder. Then the creature arches its
eyebrows and with a lightning-quick move grabs him with it's
huge mouth and FUCKING SWOLLOWS HIM DOWN IN A WHOLE!
Then it turns towards the camera and lets out a single ultradeep:
"HA!"
What the fuck is THAT gonna teach little childreen?
Keep your hands from things you don't know or you're gonna be eaten?
Swallowed ALIVE by a FUCKIN big UGLY-AS-HELL-monster?
Cost me some sleepless nights when I was 4 or 5...
Fuck, I'm 26 now and STILL haven't forgotten THAT!
Coma Divine wrote:THIS little fucker.
Anyone who's ever seen a shitty old '70's movie called "Trilogy Of Terror" might know what I'm on about.
I see one of these little bastards NOW, and I'm gonna smack him into PIONS.
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