Amazing, this maggot looks like Ziltoid AND can help heal wounds with it's farts! (See translated News)
http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=de&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sueddeutsche.de%2Fleben%2Fmomentaufnahmen-bilder-des-tages-1.950753&sl=de&tl=en

If Ziltoid has a penis, I imagine it would look like that.

That would be a worthy tip to his enormous Schlegel.
His second self.

"tip" reminds me:
What did the lepper say to the prostitute?
"Keep the tip"

"I AM ZILTOID THE PENIS! I AM SO PENIS, THAT IF THERE WERE TO BE TWO PENISES... I WOULD BE BOTH"