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Ziltoids latest Myspace-message

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:01 am
by Lolliklauer
Yes hu-mans...I sense your gristly sinews all ablaze!

I, ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT, am closer to your quaint little rock than ever...

Infinite phi revolving around infinite parallels...I have used the last of my interstellar Timmy Ho's and require more fuel...morning approaches and I need more coffee, and a danish. This planet seems fine...I suppose...

Captains log: green and foamy

What's outside of the circle? Infinite more circles...and a physical diary of all the mistakes Ziltoid could have made...PHOOEY!!! ...and DOUBLE Phooey...

ZILTOID MAKES NO MISAQUES! ...uhh uh...

Ladies and germs, the TRANS ZILTOIDIAN PEOPLES ORCHESTRA!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:16 am
by ASHORIZZOR
:shock: :D

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:24 am
by sj_2150
its dated Tuesday, October 13, 2009 :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:36 am
by FUBAR
sj_2150 wrote:its dated Tuesday, October 13, 2009 :lol:


lol thats a nice touch...

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:21 am
by Biert
It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:33 am
by ASHORIZZOR
Biert wrote:It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?


Well, it's an Alien right!? :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:42 am
by Biert
ASHORIZZOR wrote:
Biert wrote:It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?


Well, it's an Alien right!? :wink:

I thought he was supposed to be more intelligent and civilised than us hu-men?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:03 am
by ASHORIZZOR
Biert wrote:
ASHORIZZOR wrote:
Biert wrote:It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?


Well, it's an Alien right!? :wink:

I thought he was supposed to be more intelligent and civilised than us hu-men?


He is! Look, the only thing he wants right now is coffee! He said we have a "nice" planet what means we're save for the next..ermm....couple of days or so. He simply could destroy us but he hasn't. So isn't that very intelligent?!

Reap the planet free from coffee Ziltoid, then you can destroy us! Oh and don't mind Biert he isn't ready yet to realise your greatness and grace! Forgive him, please!? :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:11 am
by funny_little_guy
The first post was made in 2010 so he approching us through time :!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:11 am
by Biert
Suckup :P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:42 am
by ChrisFerg
funny_little_guy wrote:The first post was made in 2010 so he approching us through time :!


that's genius!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:13 pm
by Ike
indeed it is :D
i totally dig the confusing style of writing. he's ziltoid the omniscient, not the news ;)

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:18 pm
by Persuader
Hehe...Ziltoid the Schizoid!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:26 pm
by Leechmaster
Ike wrote:he's ziltoid the omniscient, not the news ;)


He should be the news! He could be the new James Earl Jones!!

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm
by Persuader
He should be on 60 minutes...cause he's like, really old too right? :D