Has someone prepared the royal trousers for his arrival?

We better hurry up! Imagine we can't get it ready, it would be a shame to get ereased because of the royal trousers missing!

i think thats Knaves' job... whoever that is

Wake up the keepers of the trousers!

*pages metaltrousers, known here as the toilet*

I've got some royal trousers... but how do I tell if they're THE royal trousers? Sounds too risky to just guess

You guys think he might mean the trousers of some monarch? Queen of England? King of Norway? D:

I have a new pair of trousers at home, never worn. They're grey though.

[The Dev]

Wow, this Ziltoid dude seems like a bit of a nerd!

I hear ya Dev!

Hear hear...Or maybe he's just a diva with a weird rider?

Ziltoid should join this board, he would fit right in. I guess.

Trousers...trrrouserss....theword is....hypnotising somehow......trrooouuusserrsss.....

Hehe, "prepare your finest coffee", that reminded me of that "meeting" scene in Mulholland drive. Let's hope it doesn't end like that with Ziltoid.

THE COFFEE IS THE FIRST TEST! WE MUST DO GOOD!

The royal trousers is a trick! The royal trousers is NO TROUSERS, like in that story "The Emperor's new clothes" or something. BURN ALL TROUSERS, MELT ALL METALTROUSERS!

The royal trousers is a trick! The royal trousers is NO TROUSERS, like in that story "The Emperor's new clothes" or something. BURN ALL TROUSERS, MELT ALL METALTROUSERS!

Thus began the great trouser panic of 2007

Could this be the beginning of the disastrous first step of Ziltoid? We need the best coffee makers in the world + we hope that Goat is right with his Metaltrousers thing!

ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT ! FEAR THE RETURN!