YOU HAVE NOT CONFUSED MIGHTY ZILTOID
FOR I AM SO OMNISCIENT
THAT IF THERE WERE TO BE TWO OMNISCIENCES
I WOULD BE BOTH!

cracks me up every time

"BOW, SMASHER!
BOW, SMASHER!
BOW TO THE VALLEY BELOW, SMASHER!!!"

Doesn't get any more epic than summoning and subsequently demanding fealty from a five-dimensional being that smashes planets for a living.

About everything from the videos...

You say you wanna know!
You say you wanna take it down!
You say you wanna know, know, know!
Well now's the only time!
Are you sure you wanna know?
Are you sure you wanna take it down?
Are you sure you wanna know, know, know?
You're a PUPPET!
You're a PUPPET!
You're a PUPPET!
You're a PUPPET!
You're a PUPPET!
I am a PUPPET!
I am a PUPPET!
I am a PUPPET!
I am a PUPPET!
We are all PUPPETS!
We are all PUPPETS!

IM ZILLLTOID!
I DONT GIVE A SHIT!
I LIVE ABOVE EARTH ON A BIG ROCKET SHIP!
IM ZILLLTOID!

THE HORROR...
THE HORROR!

Sends me mental every single time... in a super awesome metal way

PLEASE DON'T RELEASE THE PLANET SMASHER, MIGHTY ZILTOID!

[swervedriver]

meedly-meedly-meedly *CHECK THIS OUT* meedly-meedly-meedly *SIMPLE!* meedly-meedly-meedly

ALL I WANT TO BE IS THE OMNIVERSE!!!!!!!

Curses!

All of the above Everything ziltoid says automattically turns into one of his best quotes

more more more!!!

here are some I like:

Now, being hailed as the ultimate 4th dimensional guitar hero, Ziltoid feels confident in his complete victory.
But, Captain Spectacular has seen through Ziltoid's façade and now sets out to expose Ziltoid for what he really is...a nerd.
A nerd...

Foul pest! And by the way the names Herman. And I hate musicals!

Assuage my confusion about creation and the universe
Yo! Ziltoid, what's up dude? Long time no see...although I see everything. What's on you mind bro?
Modular forms and elliptic curves! Infinite fire revolving around infinite parallels fractals of infinite reality, each cascading, gliding in an infinite wheel. Tell me the true nature of my reality!
You gotta chill man...

not always ziltoid, but damn that shit is funny!

btw, all of the above (other posts) are fun as well.

Indeed.

"Have You Prepared The Planet Smasher?!"
"YEEEEESSS MY LORRRD!"
"Indeed, On my Word"
"Yes My Lord"

Amazing!

- Phoey and double phoey ! Until we meet again, Captain Spectacular. -
- AHAH SURPRISE !!! -
And all of the above are goddamn Epic

[The Dev]

Ziltoid sent me this...(the arrogant sumbitch...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JljY7nGMaIU


*sigh*

what are we gonna do with that freakin' guy?