All hail Ziltoid!
#145374 by Lolliklauer
Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:01 am
Yes hu-mans...I sense your gristly sinews all ablaze!

I, ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT, am closer to your quaint little rock than ever...

Infinite phi revolving around infinite parallels...I have used the last of my interstellar Timmy Ho's and require more fuel...morning approaches and I need more coffee, and a danish. This planet seems fine...I suppose...

Captains log: green and foamy

What's outside of the circle? Infinite more circles...and a physical diary of all the mistakes Ziltoid could have made...PHOOEY!!! ...and DOUBLE Phooey...

ZILTOID MAKES NO MISAQUES! ...uhh uh...

Ladies and germs, the TRANS ZILTOIDIAN PEOPLES ORCHESTRA!!!

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#145378 by ASHORIZZOR
Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:16 am
:shock: :D

#145381 by sj_2150
Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:24 am
its dated Tuesday, October 13, 2009 :lol:

#145382 by FUBAR
Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:36 am
sj_2150 wrote:its dated Tuesday, October 13, 2009 :lol:


lol thats a nice touch...

#145386 by Biert
Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:21 am
It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?

#145391 by ASHORIZZOR
Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:33 am
Biert wrote:It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?


Well, it's an Alien right!? :wink:

#145394 by Biert
Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:42 am
ASHORIZZOR wrote:
Biert wrote:It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?


Well, it's an Alien right!? :wink:

I thought he was supposed to be more intelligent and civilised than us hu-men?

#145396 by ASHORIZZOR
Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:03 am
Biert wrote:
ASHORIZZOR wrote:
Biert wrote:It doesn't really make sense what he's saying, does it?


Well, it's an Alien right!? :wink:

I thought he was supposed to be more intelligent and civilised than us hu-men?


He is! Look, the only thing he wants right now is coffee! He said we have a "nice" planet what means we're save for the next..ermm....couple of days or so. He simply could destroy us but he hasn't. So isn't that very intelligent?!

Reap the planet free from coffee Ziltoid, then you can destroy us! Oh and don't mind Biert he isn't ready yet to realise your greatness and grace! Forgive him, please!? :wink:

#145397 by funny_little_guy
Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:11 am
The first post was made in 2010 so he approching us through time :!

#145398 by Biert
Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:11 am
Suckup :P

#145413 by ChrisFerg
Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:42 am
funny_little_guy wrote:The first post was made in 2010 so he approching us through time :!


that's genius!

#145455 by Ike
Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:13 pm
indeed it is :D
i totally dig the confusing style of writing. he's ziltoid the omniscient, not the news ;)

#145457 by Persuader
Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:18 pm
Hehe...Ziltoid the Schizoid!

#145458 by Leechmaster
Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:26 pm
Ike wrote:he's ziltoid the omniscient, not the news ;)


He should be the news! He could be the new James Earl Jones!!

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#145474 by Persuader
Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm
He should be on 60 minutes...cause he's like, really old too right? :D

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