http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/a ... article.do



Oh Tom, what's going on inside your head?

The first thing I thought when I saw the articles title was Ziltoid, so I figure it belongs here.

Man he is such a fucking tard.

IF this is trie, all I can say is...well, I can't say anything actually

PS Nice house and surroundings.

Oh great, so when aliens do attack and destroy all humanity, Tom Cruise would be the last representative of the human race? Now that's just great

Dammit, those Scientology wackos were in my neighbourhood last week. Set up a huge table out front of Wal-Mart. L. Ron books and everything. Big signs offering "free stress tests." Guys running around with the little doohickeys asking everyone if they wanted said test... ...I told them I wasn't interested in their cult (they love that word, by the way). That perked their ears up, but I guess it was too busy there for them to harass me further.

Dammit, those Scientology wackos were in my neighbourhood last week. Set up a huge table out front of Wal-Mart. L. Ron books and everything. Big signs offering "free stress tests." Guys running around with the little doohickeys asking everyone if they wanted said test... ...I told them I wasn't interested in their cult (they love that word, by the way). That perked their ears up, but I guess it was too busy there for them to harass me further.

If you start waking up at 3:15 every morning spotting a pair of red glowing eyes peering up at you from the ground below through your bedroom window, then beware.

That probably made no sense, but if you get it...that's even worse. You're cursed. Or you've been drinking, too.



Actually, I was gonna quote something from Thinner, but it's been too long since I read it. I'm a 'tard.

[JuZ]

Does anyone else find Scientology to be really, really creepy?


"...that man is a spiritual being whose existence spans more than one life and who is endowed with abilities well beyond those which he normally considers he possesses."



Silly, quasi-religious claptrap and dangerous in that it doesn't acknowledge some psychiatric illnesses.

Does anyone else find Scientology to be really, really creepy?

Yes. Every cult is. They destroy people's lives. To me it is equally sad as creepy.

Disturbing really. In and in another way, amusing.

i say start a false alarm so he locks himself in it for the rest of his embarassing life.

i say start a false alarm so he locks himself in it for the rest of his embarassing life.

You know, come to think of it that wouldn't even be hard to pull off.

"Mr.Cruise would you please come out of my son's closet?!?"