I'd play drums! I've always loved beating the living hell out of the skins...a good "release" if you ask me!

I'd play drums! I've always loved beating the living hell out of the skins...a good "release" if you ask me!

What? You wanna take Ryan's place? Don't let him read that! He'll beat the living hell out of you. And afterwards, he'll say "Aaah, that was a good 'release', if you ask me!"

As far as I'm concerned, I would be happy with being part of the crew. You know... Something where most people won't see me (I love the Dev and I don't want to ruin his career). That also includes staying behind the stage during concerts - except when it's time for the encore and someone's gotta "do a Drew"

Tour documentarian.

Air Guitar....

Personal weed tester.
We wouldn't want any of the DTB guys to be smoking crappy weed now would we?

Personal weed tester.
We wouldn't want any of the DTB guys to be smoking crappy weed now would we?

I admire your willingness to do these kinds of services for the band, my good man! And completely unselfish as well

Drums or guitars.

Sound check man.
Tour bus driver.
Bodyguard! An average sized white boy is more intimidating than one may thing.
Tour photographer

I wouldn't feel right being in the band unless one of them had fallen ill... hmm...

That would definitely kick ass. I'd thank Mr. Townsend and God for making the oportunity possible. I'd definitely play guitar, or possibly bass.

Tour documentarian.

Ah... That would be like a guarantee for lots of "Oh noes!" - clips in the future, right? Alright - GO ATARI!

[djskrimp]

Backup screamer...I mean singer.

Lead Tambourine.

Air Guitar....

Good call!

Considering I have zero musical talent compared to these guys my biggest contribution to being in the DTB would be to throw a belt over the shower curtain rod and take my own life.

I wouldn't want to hold Devin back like that. Now, if I recieved a magic box of talent with the position, I'd probably opt for keyboards.