g'day mates... a place for us aussies - the real fellas (and sheilas) of the world... drop on down

Oz mate your a bloody legend!

Oath! ripper, im off down the local for a stubbie or 2 tomorrow... no more school...

No more school ? Fairdinkum? you little rippa!

beauty eh... me teacher reckons that it's quiet with me not around.. what a crazy sheila eh... i hope her chooks turn into emus and kick down her dunny door, eh!

Bloody oath you blokes! I got 1 more day of hard yakka ahead of me, then I'll be chuckin' the civvies on and havin' a total bludge. Shit a brick, she's gonna be bonza mate!!

lol i got some poof on the old irc sayin stuff bout me mum... so im gonna smack him... stupid poofs... whats the world coming to these days? can't even turn on the telly without seeing poofter eye for the straight guy...

Struth mate, i dunno. Im Going to get me another Stubbie

Yeah, hoof him one in the nads! Bloody shirtlifters!

poofs these days carry their nads nice n snug in their purses... they needa get some beer in em...

So any fellow compatriots going to see Anthrax and Soilwork on tour this month? She should be a bloody good one!

Hope so, just waitin' on me cobber to shout me a ticket. Saw Soilwork last year and they bloody well ripped!

Yeah i seen em last time mate, wonder how the new bloke on drums is going to be like?

Fuck me drunk!

I just heard on 3RRR that the filth are gunna start random roadside saliva tests for cannabis on July 1...

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Jesus *sweat*

Jesus...*palpitate*

any of you buggers wanna buy a used Commodore?

Lest We Forget, eh blokes?