I love Tourettes Guy. He's an actor. Nevermind the name, they just couldn't think of a better one. But he has the best quotes ever, and a friend of mine and I set up a Ronald McGODDAMN Twitter account with two cron jobs (not to be confused with other jobs) that make sure quotes are tweeter on a dick...daily basis! Spread the word, because the other daily quote guy has stopped tweeting and someone has to keep fighting for the cause.

FUCK SALT
http://twitter.com/therealdailydan