embarressing nite out juicy disgusting details lol
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 2:41 pmok so a coworker who left thejob im at started working at a nice bar and
fine cuisine place in ridgewood nj very nice area lots f grt places to eat
and shop and very clean to.
so me and 2 friends one fo them is also friends with her, we get there
around 8:30 and she would eb our waitress. the place is rralyl busy and
really cool dark colored everything with dim lights like an old fashion
office den vibe with leather couches which there were some to sit on.
so has we were waiting for our table we wait inthe lounge bar area.
i proceed to have 2 heinkens, a red devil, and long island ice tea.
so we get sitted an we order our food.
i ordered duck meat quesos and for i guess wahtever the booze gods
putin my head i go ahaead an order some raw oysters and clams.
so im juggling a drink, duck quesos and raw oysters and clams. i finish im
also a bit drunk but not to drunk i feel sick so i excuse myself and go tot
he bathroom stall.
ah the stall my god the horror!!! lol i throw up all over the floor and in the
toilet as well as part of my shoe and sleeve. so im down there for well
over an hour. my friend comes to the bathroom and asks if im ok which i
said i wasnt and i asked if he can tell me what i owe. so he comes back i
give the money under the door. i then askhim to please get the car since
we car pooled together in friends car. caus ei could not walk 3 blocks so
they pull the car up call me i stumble outside and hop inthe back.
his friend is driving fast and shar[p turns lots of them. and somethinginthe
back of my head said o shut my mouth hard. i puke in my mouth but i
tried to what is called recycle it by swalling back down which more starts
coming back up so i hit the car seat hard to geive th sign im gonna hurl u
fucks! so he stops the car and i get out in front of thsi brand new
commerce bank and im in fornt of there brand new flower bed thing so i
just cover the flowers in this massive amount of vomit( think of gene
simmions fire trick) so we head back to my friends place and i get some
aspirin and water clean myself up and lied down for a bit and after 2 hrs
got up and went home.
i took a shower and went right to bed. woke up 11:30am.
i call and apologise to my frined and the girl who waitressed cause i felt
embarressed.
so i get an aim by my other friend to please help take his friend home
cause he cant hold his booze. so i drive out and hea dinto another town
guy doesnt remeber where he lives to well. he remebers a place to eat
and is like i think i live here and hops out and i drive off.
so me and my friend drive back and we liek ok lets go to a sports pub a
tiny one to hang out which went fine no problems there.
so this was alucard not so excellent adventure.
for some reason hyper geek comes to mind lol
fine cuisine place in ridgewood nj very nice area lots f grt places to eat
and shop and very clean to.
so me and 2 friends one fo them is also friends with her, we get there
around 8:30 and she would eb our waitress. the place is rralyl busy and
really cool dark colored everything with dim lights like an old fashion
office den vibe with leather couches which there were some to sit on.
so has we were waiting for our table we wait inthe lounge bar area.
i proceed to have 2 heinkens, a red devil, and long island ice tea.
so we get sitted an we order our food.
i ordered duck meat quesos and for i guess wahtever the booze gods
putin my head i go ahaead an order some raw oysters and clams.
so im juggling a drink, duck quesos and raw oysters and clams. i finish im
also a bit drunk but not to drunk i feel sick so i excuse myself and go tot
he bathroom stall.
ah the stall my god the horror!!! lol i throw up all over the floor and in the
toilet as well as part of my shoe and sleeve. so im down there for well
over an hour. my friend comes to the bathroom and asks if im ok which i
said i wasnt and i asked if he can tell me what i owe. so he comes back i
give the money under the door. i then askhim to please get the car since
we car pooled together in friends car. caus ei could not walk 3 blocks so
they pull the car up call me i stumble outside and hop inthe back.
his friend is driving fast and shar[p turns lots of them. and somethinginthe
back of my head said o shut my mouth hard. i puke in my mouth but i
tried to what is called recycle it by swalling back down which more starts
coming back up so i hit the car seat hard to geive th sign im gonna hurl u
fucks! so he stops the car and i get out in front of thsi brand new
commerce bank and im in fornt of there brand new flower bed thing so i
just cover the flowers in this massive amount of vomit( think of gene
simmions fire trick) so we head back to my friends place and i get some
aspirin and water clean myself up and lied down for a bit and after 2 hrs
got up and went home.
i took a shower and went right to bed. woke up 11:30am.
i call and apologise to my frined and the girl who waitressed cause i felt
embarressed.
so i get an aim by my other friend to please help take his friend home
cause he cant hold his booze. so i drive out and hea dinto another town
guy doesnt remeber where he lives to well. he remebers a place to eat
and is like i think i live here and hops out and i drive off.
so me and my friend drive back and we liek ok lets go to a sports pub a
tiny one to hang out which went fine no problems there.
so this was alucard not so excellent adventure.
for some reason hyper geek comes to mind lol
Ever heard of CAPITAL LETTERS?!
:)
