Ok as my wife is the hottest i can speak the truth :

beyonce - Shes lame and has a very synthetic look kinda airbrushed !

britney - Pulls off the synthetic look better and has extra storage space for bikes etc!

Kylie - old ugly horselike !

Christina - micro airbrushed nonsensical bitch.

Janine - Her un-natural shit levels have simply forced roses to grow.

Gossow - old metalli masculine would be female.

I would list true contenders but i really cant be bothered.

Actually Constance Rudert!!!

I think you are married with a man or Miss universe


Geoff

Christina of Lacuna Coil is nice:

I think you are married with a man or Miss universe


Geoff

Just for that you can have an oversized novelty Mrs Tren Photo!!!

Autographs = €4!

Hail atrophycentral !!!

€4 !!!

Ok, do you accept money orders ?

Geoff

Christina of Lacuna Coil is nice:

Cristina is very nice in every way. Lovely woman and very cool to talk with ... I know I'll work with them one day

Geoff

Geoff beat me to it.

Are you fucking gay, lad?!

Tren, don't stand too close please ... I'm still in love with women

I’ve parted pheromone flavour flesh more times than you’ve touched yourself in front of the mirror.
Apophis usually films you and now has over 400 hours of the stuff!

Legend.

Not sure about that anyway and I don't look into the mirror very often to tell you the truth.

400 hours of stuff ? Shit ... it makes of me a god of sex, no matter the sex

However, I know an old hairy majorette you're in love with Tren, your old lover, you remember her ?

Do you want me to post this pic here ? I know you love her ... she si so sexy ... I'm sure you already seen this pic before


Geoff

Are we not men?

I’ve parted pheromone flavour flesh more times than you’ve touched yourself in front of the mirror.
Apophis usually films you and now has over 400 hours of the stuff!

Legend.

come again?

Beyonce... just because she's more exotic. American wannabe virgin princesses bore me.

What about Angela? She sings metal.

She's not all that. But I still would, but given my track record, that doesn't really say much for her.

OK, how about: If I wasn't married, I'd do her sober! Lucky girl.

If I was single, I would like to but she might seem scary... no she would not really. She's actually shy.

Angela Gossow is nice, but not as amazing as everyone seems to make her out to be.

Cristina Scabbia beats her every time! (*cue nice and dirty mental image*)


now Tarrie B, now there's a dog of a woman!