Haggis is more than something some weird people like to call "food"

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It's a world-wide conspiracy. And it has even reached Hollywood. You don't believe me? Ok, then explain this:



Awards for
Crash (2004)
Academy Awards, USA

Best Motion Picture of the Year
Paul Haggis
Cathy Schulman

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
Paul Haggis (screenplay/story)
Robert Moresco (screenplay)



I'm so in LAV with the Academy Awards now.

I call for a boycott. It's been awhile since my last protest, and haggis is definitely worth protesting. Not that it'll do any good, since black licorice is still around.

[Blazingmonga]

I call for a boycott. It's been awhile since my last protest, and haggis is definitely worth protesting. Not that it'll do any good, since black licorice is still around.

Liquorice? Licorice? I've never seen it spelt your way.

Anyway, liquorice is infinitely more disgusting and useless than haggis. Haggis makes people happy and fills their stomachs with nutritious and delicious food. Liquorice starts fights and leaves a bitter taste in the mouth.

There would be no war if every piece of liquorice was swapped for a haggis.

Stay off the liquorice!!!

I've not seen it spelled liquorice. Hm! Either way, it's nasty. Almost as nasty as lima beans.

But I must stay focused and concentrate on protesting licorice. Otherwise, I'm just yelling at too many things and no one takes me seriously.

When I was younger, my teacher was a psychotic. She told the entire class that a Haggis is a small creature that run around the high grass near the Lochs of Scotland and that whenever it would get muddy it would jump in the Loch and clean itself. We were genuinely told all this and I went on believing for a couple of months that Haggis were indeed four legged creatures.

Funny thing to teach a group of 6 year olds

[Blazingmonga]

When I was younger, my teacher was a psychotic. She told the entire class that a Haggis is a small creature that run around the high grass near the Lochs of Scotland and that whenever it would get muddy it would jump in the Loch and clean itself. We were genuinely told all this and I went on believing for a couple of months that Haggis were indeed four legged creatures.

Funny thing to teach a group of 6 year olds

Heard near enough the same thing when I was that age too!

Infact, I had a toy 'haggis' at one point. It basically resembled a tribble from Star Trek.

When I was younger, my teacher was a psychotic. She told the entire class that a Haggis is a small creature that run around the high grass near the Lochs of Scotland and that whenever it would get muddy it would jump in the Loch and clean itself. We were genuinely told all this and I went on believing for a couple of months that Haggis were indeed four legged creatures.

Funny thing to teach a group of 6 year olds

Heard near enough the same thing when I was that age too!

Infact, I had a toy 'haggis' at one point. It basically resembled a tribble from Star Trek.

What was the story you were told?!

What is this crap we were taught?!

[Blazingmonga]

Just that a haggis was a 'wee beasty' that roamed the hills and was killed for it's meat. Like a rabbit or something.

And I fell for it.

The teacher was only protecting you. You're too young to learn about haggis (LAV) and other such terrors at 6 years of age. It could have ruined you for life!

[Blazingmonga]

The teacher was only protecting you. You're too young to learn about haggis (LAV) and other such terrors at 6 years of age. It could have ruined you for life!

Now that I know the real contents, it only seems even tastier!

I added "LAV" to Wikipedias List of Internet Slang

Good one.

IMO Haggis is gross.

IMO.

Most people diss it and don't even bother trying it, which is pretty stupid "IMO".