Reality TV, very simply, sucks like a cheap hooker in Brooklyn during Christmas when it's cold and her bits get frozen up and she doesn't get any punters anyway cos they're all at home with their families pretending to be loving parents/husbands. (Did I just let out too much? )
Anyway, "reality" TV is a myth. Each show is manufactured, edited and pre-produced anyway. I find it amusing that so many people want to be on one of these shows - "Eee I'll be on the telly!" - when it almost always ends up screwing up their lives in one form or another. It's all about that 15 minutes of fame. Everyone wants to be a celebrity, and nobody wants to work for it. Just send in your application, take a mouthful of Satan's scaly pecker of jism, and BOOM! you're in the Big Brother house.
Most television sucks anyway. I only watch Paramount Comedy and the wrestling anyway. Oh, and Stargate. Do I sound like a geek now?
Anyway, "reality" TV is a myth. Each show is manufactured, edited and pre-produced anyway. I find it amusing that so many people want to be on one of these shows - "Eee I'll be on the telly!" - when it almost always ends up screwing up their lives in one form or another. It's all about that 15 minutes of fame. Everyone wants to be a celebrity, and nobody wants to work for it. Just send in your application, take a mouthful of Satan's scaly pecker of jism, and BOOM! you're in the Big Brother house.
Most television sucks anyway. I only watch Paramount Comedy and the wrestling anyway. Oh, and Stargate. Do I sound like a geek now?