So, my wife was awesome and bought me two DTB t-shirts for Xmas. Both are black, both are size Large.

One is the Synchestra album cover. The other has the DTB logo in blue and silver on the front and "Devin Townsend Band" in gray centered near the top. They are both stylish as hell.

But, I wear XL 'cause I'm fat.

So, I have a thread in the Ask Tracy section asking if I can return them, but I thought, maybe one or two of you would buy them from me and I can just order two more from Hevy Devy.

Any takers? I paid $25 US for them. That included shipping so I guess it's only fair if I ask the same amount of money, though it'd be bitchin' if you chipped in for shipping, too, some if not all. I have a paypal account.

I can post pictures or whatever if you want. Hey, I'll even throw in the newsletter deal that Tracy sends ('course it says "Thanks Julie with the smiley instead of your name, sorry).

L is a bit too small for me, but why don't you get your wife to wear them? Girls always make our clothes look better anyway.

L is a bit too small for me, but why don't you get your wife to wear them? Girls always make our clothes look better anyway.

Er, I don't know how to say this. I'm well, I guess just blurting it out directly would be best. Like removing a band-aid quickly; it makes the pain sharp but quick...

She hates Devin's music.

There. It's out. My wife can't stand any song by Devin Townsend. I don't know why. I've tried everything. I play Tiny Tears, Life, Deadhead, Slow Me Down, Earth Day, Christeen, nothing works! She has developed a predjudice against Devin for some reason and any time she recognizes his music she gets weird. She appreciates that I love it, but she despises, loathes it. She won't even listen to it in the car when I'm there. It's tough. But, we're working through it so we can stay together. For the kids.

hey, thats too bad about your wife

Anyway, I have sent you a PM about the shirts. Just to clarify, are they $25 a piece or $25 for both?

Can I suggest..brainwashing?!

hey, thats too bad about your wife

Anyway, I have sent you a PM about the shirts. Just to clarify, are they $25 a piece or $25 for both?

I was kidding that we were "working it out." She just doesn't dig Dev. But, she loves Rush, my other favorite, so we're good.

It's $50 altogether. I'm selling 'em same as I paid for them. Sorta. HevyDevy absorbs the shipping cost into the $25 you pay. But, I would rather somebody helped me out with the shipping if not paying out right for it.

Its the hair. Girls just don't realise how cool the skullet is.

I wear XXL and I'm not fat, I'm a wigger!

I wear XXL and I'm not fat, I'm a wigger!

giv us da lo-down on sumaya rhymes yo!

Its the hair. Girls just don't realise how cool the skullet is.

True, true!

Anyway, if you have ordered in medium, I'd be there in a second and bought it from you! (I don't have PayPal tho... )

True, true!

Anyway, if you have ordered in medium, I'd be there in a second and bought it from you! (I don't have PayPal tho... )

why dont you send money by mail?

BTW your listening to the antichrist...

I wear XXL and I'm not fat, I'm a wigger!

At 5' 7.75" I'm fat wearing XL. When your waist size is greater than your inseam, I think you have concerns. You meaning me.

Nobody wants to buy these fucking sweet shirts? Dudes, realize I'm going to turn around and buy XL t-shirts from HevyDevy. So, it's supporting The Dev. All you bastards what downloaded Synchestra pony up and buy the shirts. I'll accept money orders, too. Or, maybe even a trade if the deal is right. But, c'mon. I can't wear them without looking fucking dorky. Do you know how hard I work to hide my gut? Please. It doesn't even work, but I feel better. Please? Please? What do you want from me? Do you need pics of them? I can post that too.

All you bastards what downloaded Synchestra pony up and buy the shirts.

those filthy reeking anuses...

Do you need pics of them? I can post that too

that would be a good idea

i would buy them but im a small/medium

I wanna see your gut

I'm be interested if I wasn't trying to hide my own belly.

Ian.