ok so a coworker who left thejob im at started working at a nice bar and

fine cuisine place in ridgewood nj very nice area lots f grt places to eat

and shop and very clean to.

so me and 2 friends one fo them is also friends with her, we get there

around 8:30 and she would eb our waitress. the place is rralyl busy and

really cool dark colored everything with dim lights like an old fashion

office den vibe with leather couches which there were some to sit on.

so has we were waiting for our table we wait inthe lounge bar area.

i proceed to have 2 heinkens, a red devil, and long island ice tea.

so we get sitted an we order our food.

i ordered duck meat quesos and for i guess wahtever the booze gods

putin my head i go ahaead an order some raw oysters and clams.

so im juggling a drink, duck quesos and raw oysters and clams. i finish im

also a bit drunk but not to drunk i feel sick so i excuse myself and go tot

he bathroom stall.

ah the stall my god the horror!!! lol i throw up all over the floor and in the

toilet as well as part of my shoe and sleeve. so im down there for well

over an hour. my friend comes to the bathroom and asks if im ok which i

said i wasnt and i asked if he can tell me what i owe. so he comes back i

give the money under the door. i then askhim to please get the car since

we car pooled together in friends car. caus ei could not walk 3 blocks so

they pull the car up call me i stumble outside and hop inthe back.

his friend is driving fast and shar[p turns lots of them. and somethinginthe

back of my head said o shut my mouth hard. i puke in my mouth but i

tried to what is called recycle it by swalling back down which more starts

coming back up so i hit the car seat hard to geive th sign im gonna hurl u

fucks! so he stops the car and i get out in front of thsi brand new

commerce bank and im in fornt of there brand new flower bed thing so i

just cover the flowers in this massive amount of vomit( think of gene

simmions fire trick) so we head back to my friends place and i get some

aspirin and water clean myself up and lied down for a bit and after 2 hrs

got up and went home.

i took a shower and went right to bed. woke up 11:30am.

i call and apologise to my frined and the girl who waitressed cause i felt

embarressed.

so i get an aim by my other friend to please help take his friend home

cause he cant hold his booze. so i drive out and hea dinto another town

guy doesnt remeber where he lives to well. he remebers a place to eat

and is like i think i live here and hops out and i drive off.

so me and my friend drive back and we liek ok lets go to a sports pub a

tiny one to hang out which went fine no problems there.

so this was alucard not so excellent adventure.

for some reason hyper geek comes to mind lol

WOW that was really hard to read!

I must go take some asprin for my new headache now.

WOW that was really hard to read!

I must go take some asprin for my new headache now.

Was about to say but I didn't have the balls Ever heard of CAPITAL LETTERS?!

hehe, tough read, but very funny story :)

It's good to see you had fun, Alucard

ahhh vomitting in public... So so so good

ahhh vomitting in public... So so so good

So that's what it was about..

Nice. It's been a while since I've been that bad.

So, is that you off the booze now? Never again?

Ah, give it till next weekend.

Were you drunk when you made this thread?

Were you drunk when you made this thread?

I'll say yes

Were you drunk when you made this thread?

I'll say yes

All the other posts have a similar ineptitude for English though.

Unless it's constant drunkenness?!

it was the raw clams and oysters and duckmeat mixed with beer and hard booze that made me sick.
i never had oysters and clams before as soon as i finished the shellfish i got sick but being drunk didnt help either.
no i wasnt drunk when i typed it i was still feeling tired from the vomiting.

Next time you should aim for other people instead of flowers and bathroom floors. Should look like Pissheads avatar

it would have been worse if i mixed haggis in with shellfish ooo the stomach stench lol i would have been shitting myself and vomiting lol.

seriously i want to try haggis anyone know a place in new york city please!!!